Saturday, December 5, 2009

What the Hell was That Smell?!


Alright, so I guess it was about time to make a post, so I have got lots of things to recap, plus a new segment call “For the Guys,” after I received a comment about making my blog a little more male-friendly since I do have both sexes reading. Alright so I am definitely ready to type, and I hope you’re ready to read. Also, check out some of the new music at the bottom. We’ve got “Bad Romance” by Lady Gaga, and “Ghosts and Stuff” by Deadmau5.
So last week, I had a Deca competition to attend. I didn’t walk away with any prizes, but that day was the best. I actually did pretty well for my first time. So it was on a Saturday, and that is why I didn’t make a post. So I really had fun on the bus ride. I was playing Tekken, and watching movies, sleeping, laughing, and sharing food. It was pretty epic. Plus I get to go to Provincials so you know what that means? More bus rides! Ahaha hopefully I won’t have to wake up too early. Also this trip awakened the heart. So does this mean I am not over him? Nope, but it means that I can love again.
So what else is going on? Well school. I really think I deserve a break. I have so many things I owe to my accounting teacher. So hopefully I can get some stuff done this weekend. Also, I have big projects coming up. And I do not like it one bit. Okay enough whining.
Media
Vampire Diaries
So I haven’t seen a new episode yet. I believe it’s because they are working on a new season. So hopefully they will come out with one soon, because I miss it!


Gossip Girl


Alright, so I said I was going to put in a Gossip Girl section, since ANTM is done, I need something else to watch. This is what is going on: Obviously lots of Drama. And I am sorry I won’t explain anything. So I will review two of the recent episodes. So Serena is crushing on the congressman, who happens to be married and related to Nathan—Chace Crawford. Then Dan, his girlfriend Hilary Duff, and Vanessa had a threesome. OMG right. The third person is supposed to be a stranger! Blair and Chuck are officially the cutest couple ever! Anyways Hilary Duff does some scheming because she is jealous about Vanessa’s relationship with Dan. And she claims that Dan was already signed up for a cabaret and Vanessa was going to take him to a traditional Morrissey concert or something. Anyways Little J or Jenny is trying to appear all queen bee, and, yeah. And Nate is totally crushing on Serena, he did the fake ice-cream on your face deal. Jenny is getting involved in drug deals, for the thrills of course. Then Chuck comes and saves Jenny’s ass, and of course she is like “I’m fine.” Then Chuck was like “I’m Chuck Bass. Even Europeans know what that means.” Best line ever. Awwwhhh, Nate looks like he is about to cry, once Serena chooses Trip over him. AHAHAH, Lady Gaga is performing on the show. And guess what song? So should I really review the other episode? Meh. My attention span is like a millimetre wide... when it comes to certain things. So I am just going to skip to a story.
OhmyGodwhatthehellisthatsmellpeople
So the title of the post probably caught your eye. Well let’s just say the story caught my nose. Yesterday after school, I went to my locker, only to be overwhelmed by an enormous stench. It was this guy, who is dirty looking, and he smelled so bad. It was like B.O times 100 plus rotten eggs and garbage and dog poo. And even when I tried to hold my breath, it still stunk. I like died on the inside. It was so bad. And you know what sucks. I am going to have to smell this guy for the rest of the year. If it happens again though, I plan to write him a note. Like “Take a bath.” Or something. Well anyways, this guy was awful -smelling and dirty looking, and it was disgusting. So this topic here, leads me to my new segment called:
For the Guys
Well here’s the deal. What do guys want to read about? Cars? Girls? Toys? Like I have no clue. So here’s something I think that guys don’t know, but girls do. Yep, this is inside info. So this is going to sound harsh, but 90% of you guys are major douchebags. And I think you think you’re being cool. Well you’re not. You’re just being a douchebag, and it’s the number one turn-off, besides gross hair. Okay I know not all of you guys "look" like that, but you get the idea.





Speaking of cars, I think an Audi is the one for me, :)
So I know I haven’t mentioned anything really fashion-related. But I promise the next blog post will be a bit more fashion-y. Ta-ta for now.

2 comments:

  1. That really sucks about the smelly guy.
    kinda reminds me that I should clean out my locker this week >.> ew.

    I like your douchebag comment... it's so true!If you look hard enough you can find some really sweet guys though (the ones that make up the other 10%) :)

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  2. yah ! haha
    that was a good part!
    and as a male reader i would love more inside tips haha
    there funny :P
    but make them actual tipsp...
    and more funny videos!!!

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